Ricky Gervais will not be hosting the 2025 Golden Globes, but he did recently post on X some of the jokes he would’ve made had he been emceeing the awards ceremony. Gervais is perhaps the Globes’ most iconic and controversial host,

Of course, the actual host on Sunday is comedian Nikki Glaser, who is also known for her ability to open fire on celebrities, having performed at several televised roasts (such as last year’s Netflix roast of Tom Brady, which she credits with landing her the Globes hosting gig).

It’s been five long years since comedian Ricky Gervais has hosted the Golden Globe Awards. But that apparently hasn’t stopped him from thinking about what he might say from the stage if he were hosting the awards show for a fifth time this Sunday.