As for Uganda, barring your being in a 4 or 5 star ... In the meantime, finely chop the ham into small strips and shred the cheese using a grater and thinly slice the spring onions.

The 58-year-old Spaniard was appointed in May on a reported two-year contract to implement a more expansive playing style at West Ham after several seasons of pragmatism under David Moyes.