The Jenners have long flocked to Aspen, and their seasonal style game extends to the slopes too. Kylie has bundled up in everything from shearling-trim jackets to designer balaclavas, while Kendall has gotten experimental with her après-ski aesthetic by braving the snow in f urry minidresses and fluffy cowboy hats.

I reported that Hailey Bieber is currently in her "dress for your tax bracket" era. At the time, I was just being facetious, but in the following days, Bieber proved just how right I was. In case you've been avoiding social media over the past few days (a sound decision,