Now, at 54, President Trump’s wife is, in a word, stunning. That just doesn’t do it for Vogue magazine, which heavily preferred Jill Biden, the 73-year-old former substitute teacher and librarian (who, for the record, did study fashion merchandising for one year in college 55 years ago).

Vogue mocked Melania Trump’s official White House portrait, saying her choice of outfit looked more like that of a “freelance magician” than a first lady.